It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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