literally had 100 drinks last night.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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