When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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