Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
