we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
The struggles of a small town man whore
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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