I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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