But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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