the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
well, you know. whores of a feather.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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