we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Randomize
