Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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