I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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