Do you still have your period?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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