Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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