Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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