I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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