How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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