I feel like I'm in dance class right now
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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