there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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