This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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