Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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