Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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