your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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