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You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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