We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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