if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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