i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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