He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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