How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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