Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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