I want to stick my p in your. b.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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