Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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