1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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