we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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