When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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