I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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