There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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