Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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