I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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