i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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