we have pet lesbian snakes
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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