I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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