You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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