Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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