first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
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