i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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