Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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