let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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