Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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