They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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