what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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