Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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